Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? Hareobics.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants.
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he is eggocentric.
How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise.
Why are people always tired in April? Because they just finished a march.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!